Cat Quote: If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call in intelligence. (Will Cuppy)
Dog Quote: “Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.” (Christopher Hitchens)